American female, mid 30s: “I’m bored here, I wanna move. I tried dancing tonight at my favorite spot but it was too crowded. I hate people. And they smell. I hate everything right now.”
Me: Are you PMS’ing?
“No, I’m pissed about my ex-boyfriend and more pissed that I didn’t get to dance at my favorite spot because it’s full of pretentious assholes. I’m in negative land right now. I should have a private party and not invite anyone.”
[The next day…]
“You were right, I just got my period.”